douche nozzle

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.

That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.

by booo-yah December 16, 2004

douche box

an area containing 3 or more douche bags thus making it a douche box

so we went to that kegger last night and i swear there was a douche box in every corner of the room

by iamthedylanator June 15, 2011

Douchbag

Inevitably, it's always the next guy to date your ex-girlfriend.

"You dumped me for this?!, Where'd you dig up that Douchbag?!"

by Andy Y July 25, 2008

Douche Baggery

Ther act of being a douche bag, or the posession of qualities which are of a douche bag.

Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...

by KillerByte October 18, 2004

Douchebag

Kanye West.

He's a fucking douchebag.

by Entracte September 14, 2009

douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

by Pacman October 29, 2004

Von Douche

1. Von Douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as "Von Dutch", appears frighteningly similar. This particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear "Von Dutch" apparel.

2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.

3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.

1. "I bought a awesome Von Douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! I love making fun of people who wear Von Dutch!"

2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"

3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"

by The Sneak September 15, 2004