Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!

by QuacksO December 14, 2022

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Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!

"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you

by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022

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The device you are currently using.

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.

by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023

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A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.

We played games in the school computer.

by ptsn March 2, 2023

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commenterry

Narration regarding fluffy absorbent towel-material.

All of us guys remarked to Tiffany about how good she looked straight out of da shower, but da commenterry REALLY picked up when she actually let us remove her bathrobe so dat we could see and feel her sleek freshly-scrubbed naked body for ourselves!

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

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