Jimmy Wrong

An Asian cutie who is obsessed with anime to the point of marrying fictional characters. His anniversary with his waifu is coming soon. He will make any girl fall for him harder than Lucifer fell from heaven. A more perfect man has never graced this planet.

“I want Jimmy Wrong to be my senpai!”

“No, he’s mine”
“Skim beeble”

by yvetteyoungsimp2000 November 17, 2022

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

Poonopius Wongoderium

when 2 non binary people (original genders were boy and girl) have sex

Yo, My friend just had poonopius wongoderium today, and he is happy.

by Wengardian Leviosa July 30, 2024

You wrong for that

When someone says something fkd up but could still be funny to you, on the inside you just know bro fkd up for pointin out something like that

Bro:That bih so skinny youd be hittin bones if u clapped
Jaishoin:man yo ass wrong for that 😭
Or
Jaishoin: Bro you wrong for that

by TornForum April 3, 2024

Gay Wrongs

Extremely slutty homosexual behaviors that make one wonder if gay rights should have ever been granted at all.

"I did so many gay wrongs last night...I hooked up with a random guy, then his roommate messaged me on Grindr and I went back to the same apartment to hook up with him."

by InterestedPastaEater April 14, 2024

100% wrong!

A classic misdirection, and the funniest joke ever made.

Vermaine: "Hey guys, I got 100% on that test..."
Everyone else: "ok"
Vermaine:"... 100% wrong!"
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024