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kool-aid tongue 

When a female is on her period and a male / female goes down on her and comes up with a dark red tongue. Like eating cherry kool-aid from the packet
I went down on her and came up with a kool-aid tongue
kool-aid tongue by Flipgrl June 24, 2016

Tum-dick-tongue 

When you eat some Tums and your mouth is left with a dick-flavoured residue.
Oh I have the worst tum-dick-tongue this morning.

Bite my Tongue at You 

Holding back whatever the individual wanted to say (insult) by biting their tongue.

Form of holding back and insulting someone without actually saying the insult intended.
Often used because the insult is too hard-hitting to be used.
"I bite my tongue at you sir."

Florida Man Tongue Tickler 

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.
“The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”

clicking of the tongue

When speaking one might click their tongue indicating what they are going to say next will be legendary.
*click* (clicking of the tongue)"So this bitch decided she wanted to swing at me...."

laid tongue 

Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~

Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "
laid tongue by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014