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TAMPON

a big fuck of cotton that big girl's stick inside thier waffly vagina's that make them bitch, complain about any heat at all if they are not drunk or stoned, slut, fuck and just not even think.
Don't blame your obese girlfriend, blame her bleached tampon.

This girl used so many fucking tampons that she has dulled and is yelling "bitch" to younger girls on the boardwalk.

Tampons are not for italians, but maybe the biggest mutts of america..
by cammypuss September 26, 2010
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Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea
I can't believe she uses a tampoon
by babyswanlets July 21, 2011
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tomboy

an ugly girl without choice of becoming a woman that's why she chosed to be a he, some of them were a real girl at first but after several boy fucked and leave htem without proper break-up ended like this.
si cathy ay naka barong kasi tomboy siya.


magpapaka tomboy na lang ako kasi sakit na ng puke ko eh.

sa tomboy na lang ako papatol hindi pa ko kinakantot at pinuputukan ng tamod sa bibig.
by santi santillan March 3, 2009
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Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.
Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.
by RogueRouge October 1, 2009
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culturo-temporal

2. The ideal temperature at which to culture a bacteria or mold

From Latin Cultura (to grow) and Tempus (heat)
The culturo-temporal of E. Coli bacteria is 98.9 degrees Fahrenheit.
by Nico April 29, 2004
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[tamponabalooza]

time when a girl is on her period
person 1: Man she's on her rag.
person 2: No, she's on her tamponabalooza.
by racheypoo November 4, 2006
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tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.
Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.
by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007
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