The Thomas

N.
1.Highest Texan Ranking.

2.Extremely Heterosexual, to the point of all men's jealousy.

"Can it get cooler than The Thomas? I think not."

"The Thomas is a hard act to follow"

"You are SO not The Thomas!!"

by The GBD March 11, 2005

Thomas Nast

A German Cartoonist who is credited for creating the elephant and donkey representatives for the republican and democratic political parties of the United States of America, respectively.
See Also: Nast, King of Nast, Thomas Nast King of Nast.

"Yo bitch, dat is Thomas Nast, King of Nast, Nast!"

by A2Molly June 25, 2005

Thompson Gunner

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9

Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago

by DJKuni January 15, 2010

Thomas metcalfe

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...

ha ha hes a thomas metcalfe.

by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019

Thomas roberts

He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc

Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe

by Hen hentai December 10, 2019

Luke Thompson

GIANT MAN THOT. Looks like Franklin the turtle.

Man you see Luke Thompson?
Yea he’s a mega thot

by Tg$,,979,7;9669; April 15, 2019

The Terry Thomas

The act of ejaculating up a partner's anus, then having it fired on to the face with ferocious wind, whilst one screams "You Bounder!"

"The missus and me did the Terry Thomas last night"

"Did you?"

"Yep, Nailed me like a power hose"

by Clarence Poncington Smythe 3rd December 15, 2008