"hey girl, you know, we cock sisters. I was with that fool years ago, before you ended up with him."
by Spellbound July 3, 2014
Get the cock sistersmug. 
1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.
2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022
Get the Cock the hammermug. When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.
Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.
by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020
Get the Cock Mulliganmug. The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.
Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
by Scrotron August 4, 2022
Get the Republican Cockmug. A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.
Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
by billy bob faggot June 8, 2013
Get the Social Cockmug. The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
Cock-Carding
by bicks September 6, 2013
Get the Cock-Cardingmug.