Malestruation 

A male equivalent to the emotional stress caused by female menstruation

"Wow, what a jerk. He must be suffering from malestruation"

"He's probably just malestruating"

Malestruation by Eric Myers January 22, 2008

Fifty-mile rule 

Referring to the required distance from one's spouse to engage in guilt-free extra-maraital sex and/or to not be considered infidelity.

It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.

Susie Employee: "Mr. Anderson, I didn't come to this conference to have sex with you, anyway we're both married!
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"

Fifty-mile rule by Bob Dobalena December 3, 2007

motor mile 

A mile stretch of auto dealerships in South Austin, TX on IH-35.

The traffic is backed up southbound on the motor mile.

motor mile by MarkusP February 15, 2013

5 mile babe 

A girl who looks good from a distance, but is fugly up close.

I was cruising by the club, but I kept going because they were all 5 mile babes. Man, that sucked.

5 mile babe by Sac guy May 31, 2005

a mile wide and an inch deep

said of a person's knowledge, intelligence or, in some cases, opinion. put another way, you're saying the person knows a lot about everything, but nothing about a given topic.

"That Sarah Palin sure knows foreign policy!"
"She's all talking points. Her knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep."

a mile wide and an inch deep by OuLiPo February 27, 2010

malesbian 

A straight male who displays the characteristics of a lesbian.

He's such a malesbian! With his wine club and veganism. He's even on the SOFTBALL team!

malesbian by Darth Ugly July 2, 2005

9 Mile

9 Mile is a road that is one mile north of and runs parallel to the infamous "8 Mile Road" east to west throughout Metro Detroit, and yes, in some places just one little mile north of Detroit, which borders 8 Mile. Where it runs through the Detroit suburb of Farmington and Farmington Hills, it is especially ghetto, being home to many working class families and retirement homes. We rep it hard.

Shit me and J were posted up at the 7-11 at 9 Mile and Farmington slangin rocks n shit the parkin' lot then the PoPo came and made us get dip or else they were gona take us down for loitering dawg!

9 Mile by stupidwhitekidwithadirtstache November 25, 2013