metal girl

It's like a metal head, but with a vigina

Metal head: dude look at how long my boner is

Metal girl: I have a vagina so I can't compare

by jaywalker69 April 20, 2014

Metal Barbie

Perfection with a twist of metal.
Unusual beauty.

Kat Von De is a Metal Barbie

by Metal Barbie February 25, 2009

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Rue-Metal

A genre of metal inhabited by bands desperately trying to reclaim old fans who bailed after they changed their sound to jump on an early '00s bandwagon

"Did you hear Death Magnetic? It's kinda rue-metal but at least they sorted that fucking snare."

by thisiseverybodysfaultbutmine August 29, 2020

metal gear

Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)

McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.

Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR

by Maso-man June 27, 2016

metal mash

When a male with braces goes down on a female in an aggressive fashion. This is often done out of malice and can result in scaring.

Aaron was so mad at his girlfriend for ruining his party that he metal mashed her later that night.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

metal rocks

A small yet rewarding rock found in Ark: Survival Evolved

"Oh look some metal rocks on the river bed, lets mine them!"

by sprout007 February 7, 2017