muff

1. To push someone with malice

I muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head

by Portia January 1, 2005

muff

when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.

bob: where do babies come from?
bill: from the stork duh
bob: thats a muff

by asdfgihw December 25, 2007

Muff

A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy

A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"

B) I beat that Muff up!

by HappyTimePrincess February 20, 2007

muffia

In an age in which women shave/wax their pubic hair for various reasons (ex. bikini wax), women who choose to go natural are part of the "muffia."

Dude, that chick who I went home with last night was part of the muffia.

by rockstar 1 April 17, 2009

Muff Mustard

The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter

I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.

by Phil Taylor April 3, 2006

Muff Hover

Muff Hovering IS THE PROCESS OF ONES Vagina Hovering 2CM from your boyfriends mouth, The female version of tea bagging.

Last night my girlfriend Muff Hovered Me.

Thats pretty tite that girl wants to muff hover you.

by Shmoe May 13, 2006

muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009