Kebabed

Arab/South Asian equivalent of being blacked

I heard that Zoe went to Dubai and got kebabed by some sheik for a new handbag

by YoMah Mah December 11, 2023

Kebab edit

A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines

Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes

Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit

by Karabit2203 February 9, 2024

Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024

kebabstian

a term for a person called sebastian

yo kebabstian fuck you, you have no FUCKING FRIENDS

by gitgud69420 March 11, 2024

kebasi

Kebasi -The Cleveland, Ohio pronunciation of kielbasa.

Jake: *burps*

Patrick: Aww man, that smells like smoked sausage.

Jake: Smoked sausage? You mean like a kielbasa?

Patrick: No dude, I mean like a kebasi.

by Deuce Grams March 28, 2024

kebabkruncher

The guy who likes kebab who gets all the girls, has currently 637 followers on Instagram, loves Travis Scott, is a half-Syrian half-turkish, Gets all girls whose name starts with F, loves Turkish shawarma, has creepy versions on Instagram, Loves me, J destroyer, professional swiftie hater, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all, the owner of DaFuq boom, loves gooning, jelqing, and edging, and I think he likes Travis Scott.

Example names that have no relation to real life:

Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The🐐: I choose Farah.

by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean April 17, 2024

kebabkruncher

unknown person from instagram who regularly posts questionable stories ranging from semen on his backpack to covering his face with a fish

"kebabkruncher just dropped a new story"

by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024