Human

Self-absorbed idiots in clothes. It's a miracle they're still alive.

I'm only Human

by Weebsquadsquadfamfamsquad June 6, 2017

Human

It's what you are , dumbass.

humans are homosapielns

by Kdoge June 18, 2017

hamzahacksmc

A youtuber with 4.5k subs who is extremely annoying and uploads Viruses to his channels. closet cheats blatantly and denies it, after every win he will boast about how good he is without cheating.

Opponent: Hey are you cheating? cuz u have a hacking channel
HamzaHacksMC: No dude i cheat just for videos
Opponent: Oh okay, *Proceeds to get 6 blocked*
HamzaHacksMC: Get finessed kid easy im good at pvp without cheating.

by blitzspeedster August 31, 2017

Human x Pony

Art in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom portraying humans and ponies in romantic or otherwise intimate situations.

When art is drawn of a man sleeping with Princess Celestia, we know that somebody is into Human x Pony relationships.

by Arceus777 September 1, 2017

Human Geyser

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.

Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out

by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.

Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”

by TheBoscats August 6, 2018