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Femcel

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Is a woman that doesn't have the IT factor (certain qualities) that would make a man want to commit to her via a relationship. Also known as a rejected female.

Other reasons:
1. Has high qualities and high expectations for a partner. Delusional thinks a handsome settles for her and yet he has many options.

2. Has low qualities low expectations. Settles for anybody. Desperate. Settles for bums.

3. Wants a guy that just wants sex. Most guys just want sex and the writing is on the wall.

4. She maybe obese and needs to work on herself and heal. Desperate for love.

5. Could just be an average nice girl who that guys look over, but not for sex. Sad, but men have high expectations too.

Women from all walks of life have experienced being a femcel in one point of time from 0's to 5 and to 10's.

Men from ugly to average to handsome reject these girls, but want sex.

The difference between a incel and femcel is their access to intimacy and sex. Incels cannot get sex , but femcels can.

Femcels are usually used for sex no matter how pretty they are or ugly they are.

Taylor Swift is a good example of a femcel.

Tommi Lauren is also a good example of a femcel.

Whoopee Goldberg had gotten married 3 times is not a femcel.

Tammy for 1000 pound sisters is no longer a femcel.
Donna: Thats girl is pretty yet men just use her as a cum rag.
Cam: See it doesn't just happen to ugly girls or obese chicks.
Donna: she needs some self esteem and therapy. She might end up becoming bitter like a femcel.
by JARAJAY November 14, 2021
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Fench

Fench : paradoxical act of aggression - as a fench is entirely unprovoked, any retribution won't serve as due revenge, because the revenge was provoked by the fench. No prior warning can be given to the victim, and a fench cannot be used as a threat, becase these both imply provocation of some sort - a fench must be an act of wanton, spontaneous violence.

In other words, an act of aggression so successful that full revenge is impossible.
Can be used in various forms to describe the act of aggression (usually resulting in comic humiliation of the victim), the aggressor and the victim, ie:

1. "I've just witnessed a particularly amusing fench"
2. "I've just been fenched"
3. "You're worse than a bastard - you're a fencher!"
by ekul August 10, 2004
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Femcel

Commonly found in obscure forums and social media echo chambers.
Femcels come out of the woodwork online where they sensationalise and stereotype all their radical views.

There are 2 species categorised:

- "Mimi" Femcel
An over privileged, entitled girl/women, where any minor inconvenience in life is seen as instant mysogyny and cataclysmic oppression. Usually found in Starbucks, living off daddy's life style funds.

- "Troll" Femcel
Devoid of any redeeming physical features and the personality of a mangled plank, the lack of male attention has turned them into social vindictive warriors.
These women will slander normal "pickme" girls out of envy, but most importantly, all their problems are caused by men and the patriarchy.

Both of these femcels live in an alternative reality, where they see themselves as the eternal victims, and men the ultimate foe - ignoring actual facts, and cherry picking statistics.

As a femcel your duties are to persecute men, daily, create false narratives and blame men for all problems.
*Starbucks*

Linda (Femcel): "Please check your privilege and stop raping me. "

Mike: "Sorry mam, I just serve tea here"

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James: "My homie killed himself after Afghanistan"

Brenda (Femcel): "I broke my nail last week I'm not complaining. Men be oppressors #killallmen"
by Cumbaja December 7, 2021
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fene

means "boy" or "boyfriend"'used very widely in limerick
similar to the word "nigga" used in gangland america
mossy-"ill box de head off da fene if e touches my beor again"
by hadabileep April 25, 2006
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Feces of Death

Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.
Sweat poured from his body as he faced the Feces of Death while rocking on the toilet.
by sinner86 February 10, 2008
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feece

A term used by dancers to describe a task that is performed perfectly, a perfect situation, an outstanding piece of clothing, or anything of excellence.
"That girl just did ten needle turns!"
"Oh, feece."
by inexoracacious February 17, 2010
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fenema

When a female douches during menstration in anticipation of sexual intercouse to cleanse herself of blood and clots.
Since she was on the rag, Rita gave herself a fenema before Jim arrived to get the clots out of her vaginal cavity.
by Bee_Otch January 19, 2006
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