An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023

by macandcheers February 1, 2018

precious stone consisting of a clear and colourless crystalline form of pure carbon, the hardest naturally occurring substance that is in a wagon.
It is alsoa youtuber called diamond wagon
It is alsoa youtuber called diamond wagon
by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019

by Diamonds bf October 17, 2021

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025

December of 2021 Cardi B became the first and only black female rapper to have 3 diamond certified singles with songs like “Bodak Yellow”, “Girls Like You”, and as of recent “I Like It”, which was named 2018’s song of the summer.
by Bardigang4l👠 December 13, 2021
