crotch rocket

a bmx trick in which the rider, while in the air, puts both feet on the rear pegs to execute a "rocket air," but covers his/her crotch with both hands to perform the "crotch" part of the trick.

Did you see Joe crash doing a crotch rocket? Dude's balls must be hurtin' like crazy!

crotch rocket by probe joe April 8, 2004

crotch crisco 

The slimy discharge from you and your bitch girlfriend after your nut and her nut mix and the excess settles in your crotch after intercourse.

Its been two weeks since we fucked, I could have had a fish fry with all that crotch crisco.

crotch crisco by Zac Hulsey July 24, 2008

Crotch Monkey 

It's What You Say To Someone Who Wants To Get into You're Pants Or If There Simply Being A Dummy.

1.Hey KaeLan, Stop Being Such A little Crotch Monkey.
2. Yah, He Like Totally Slapped My Butt What A Little Crotch Monkey.

Crotch Monkey by KayLaBrown-Hair July 20, 2008

crotch rocket

a machine that travels at unreal speeds of 200mph (mach 0.25) and is capable of cutting a pickup in half, ending multiple lives simultainiousely.

Susuki GSXR or,gixxer
Honda CBR
Yamaha R1
Kawasaki ZX-R

crotch rocket by OnyxO September 4, 2004

Crotch Goblin 

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner

"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."

Crotch Goblin by Mk. 42 December 20, 2013

Crotch Rocket

When the reciever of oral sex queefs in your mouth while engaged in oral sex with a female or creature with a vaina.

Shit dude. I was eating out your mom and she crotch rocketed me!

Crotch Rocket by Justin Beeyatch July 18, 2006

Crotch Monkey 

A ugly whore.

a vagina looking cunt.
a monkey with a cunt as a face :)

A whore named mariahhhhh!

crotch monkey

Alabama hot pocket

Crotch Monkey by Missbricks December 11, 2009