Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.

Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."

by CAC123 September 20, 2013

Fuck O'Clock

1) Any time you wake up between 5am and 8am when you've have more than 5 hours sleep

2) Any time when you're awake between 3am and 5am

3) When you got to sleep somewhere around the 2nd Fuck O'Clock and you wake up in the afternoon

"Bloody hell I feel like I've been awake for days… what time is it? Oh shit, it's fuck o'clock!"

by BobTheWack July 25, 2015

Deer O'Clock

The hours between 3 and 4 am when deer are permitted on the road without being fined. Deer receive a very short but also punishable 5 minute grace period between 4-4:05 am which they should use to safely exit the road. The deer police will issue heavy fines if deer are caught on the road during any times other than those listed. (Also can simply be referred to as deer)

My nigga and I were bout to go out for a drive to pick up some bitches but we realized it was Deer O'Clock and knew it was too dangerous to drive with deer filling the streets.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel August 1, 2017

Grohk O'Clock

A Paladins Champion that is so good a time was given to him.

1. Person 1: "Excuse me sir, what is the time?"
Person 2: "It's half past Grohk."

2. Person 1: "Hey Viktor, when do you have to catch the bus?"
Viktor: "At 10:30 O'Grohk."

3. Person 1: "Grohk flies when your havin' fun."

4. "It is Grohk O'Clock."

by Wheatboi July 23, 2018

Miss Twelve O'Clock

Girl who is so thin she looks like the hands of a clock at 12:00. Wears size 00 jeans, A cup bra, prefers thongs because they treat her small, but round bottom just right.

Damn! don't want me no Miss 12 O'Clock tonight! Gotta get me some bookshelf --booty!

by Sky April 27, 2005

alarm clock

A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.

My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.

by spel itt rite September 19, 2006

A Clockwork Orange

Arguably the most violent movie ever made. Was banned in many countries upon its initial release in 1971.
Parents: Don't let your kids see this. Kids: Rent this at a video store without your parents' permission.

"How did you like A Clockwork Orange?"
"It was good, although I almost threw up after watching the first 10 minutes."

by Poiuyt October 28, 2003