Clarky

Someone who refuses to share a joke.

She won't share her joke with me. She's being a real clarky.

by JGyeahthatsme January 25, 2016

clarked

When you completely screw something up.

When you spell a similar word with the wrong word.

"She's growing up to be a perfect little Angle"

'Dude you totally clarked that one up, you mean angel'

by PrycePryce August 6, 2016

Clarissa LePage

If you have seen Mabel from Gravity Falls you know what she's like

Clarissa LePage is odd

by Noodlestaste bingles October 2, 2016

clarky big dick

A boy with a large penis

Coorr girls have you seen clarky big dick yet?

by Mluvky April 21, 2017

Clarked

Is a state at which a boy/ man's best friend or wing man, cheats or takes advantage over the fact that his best friend isn't as "cool" or "stud" like as him. Instead of helping the boy/ man start a relationship, the best friend/ wingman creates a relationship between himself and the boy/man's crush.

God damn it! HE Clarked me! Now I am forever alone.

by Hfs stories May 22, 2017

Clark Middle School

A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.

Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?

Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?

Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?

Sam : yes, that was me

*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.

by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017

Clark kelley

Piece of shit. No one really likes him he's just always there and no one knows why and always a sarcastic piece of shit with no friends

Wow Clark Kelley is really a piece of shit! No wonder he has no friends

by Verygrimcheddarcheese August 19, 2017