Chandler

Ridiculously low commission voucher on a pre-owned car sale.

Hey bud, did you sell that M5?" "Yep, but I got a Chandler on it, so you didn't miss out on anything good.

by Sales Ninja March 22, 2011

chander

a little cunt.

guy 1: did chelsea just pussy slap you?
guy 2: yeah shes such a chander.

by spewkyboi October 25, 2018

Milam Chandler

A person with a picture of a squirrel with a bazooka as his facebook picture. He is amazingly good at calculus and brawl. Starbucks coffee flows through his veins, yet even with all that caffeine he still sleeps 15 hours a day. He's a funny guy and Minnie loves him...and the number 7.

Milam Chandler is like a pseudo-jesus of starbucks and is also kind of a calculus whore.

by ZehnJLi April 3, 2009

Shanghai Chandelier

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer EXCEPT the gentleman will dangle his newly grown tail over the lady's chest in anticipation of the drop. Thus creating a chandelier effect. This maneuver should only be attempted by professionals. If you clip too soon, you may ruin the suspense. Too late and you may start losing shards of your "chandelier"

If you're getting bored with the Cleveland Steamer spice it up a bit with the ol' Shanghai Chandelier. BAM!

by poopschmit July 1, 2008

Chanel

Chanel is a really uncommon name for a male he is a tall handsome guy loved by most secretly cuz hes a mighty jerk and doesnt want anyone to get close he has a rather short temper but when he smiles he brings the most happy and fun vibe not to mention its also breathtaking for any girl even if they're haters and also he has the most perfect eyebrows that nobody in the universe is as perfect as

Inner thoughts of a girl: omg chanel is so hot i wish he would look at me'^'
Chanel: waddaya lookin at b*tch

Inner thoughts of girl:welp at least he looked at me:)

by Vicelorrds June 20, 2017

channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017

channelling

Come for me paddy, i mean daddy,
light up my fog
silence me gracefully
liven up my flesh

tell me a secret so i can know your soul
be around so i can learn to count
on your shy eyes and heart and speech
Dum dee dee dum dee dee dum dee leech

channelling

Im a channeller
Hi my name is Channelle
Can we do a channelling where we become nice?

by Krkič September 2, 2020