Callum Shannon

When ever you talk about about strog he says "aagggghghhghgh" he plays murder on my mind spotify playlist regularly. He loves to be strong as fuck. Hes very religous

Im Feeling callum shannon today

by Callum Shannon22566 August 18, 2024

callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023

Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.

Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum

by Candle_burn January 23, 2024

callum

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (>16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?!"
"yeah bro thats the minor lover"

by orbiixt January 23, 2024

Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.

When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.

by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024

calum

calum

this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch

“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”

“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”

by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024

Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024