double burrito

When you with a friend manage to put your dicks in a hoes mouth.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.

— Let us put a double burrito there, honey.
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!

by notsofasthoney June 17, 2019

Full half burrito

Someone who is completely insane. Also batshit crazy. A total lunatic.

Supporters of the Orange Liberation Party have lost all contact with reality, they've gone full half burrito.

by Parker Ripley January 10, 2021

outside burrito

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”

Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”

by Eweesheewee March 16, 2020

Burrito

It is a millenary technique which is to ingest a lot of alcohol and "empalidar" in fetal position.

Luis performed the "Burrito" at Kevin's party

by FakeHolocaust June 23, 2019

burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015

Burrito Dough

Explaining a dish and forgetting the name of a torilla shell. Frequently used randomly to remind a person that there was actually a day that they forgot the word tortilla.

The cook made Mexican lasagna and instead of noodles, she used burrito dough layered with taco meat.

by Pseudo89 January 20, 2022