Blue Waffle

A "waffle" is a slang term for "vagina." And a "Blue Waffle" is a slang term for a severe vaginal infection where the vagina actually becomes blue in color. Often confused with the food item blueberry waffles.

Don't you touch me you asshole!

Dang girl, why you so defensive? Got a blue waffle you hidin'?

by hahaisteppedonyourdick2 October 20, 2010

blue waffle

The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint

I watched my friend eat out his girlfriend while she had blue waffles.

by Travis Marcy March 4, 2010

Waffles

Used to refer to sexual intercourse in a discreet manner.
Can be substituted by "French toast" to refer to sex with a person of French desent. "German pancakes", "Belgian Waffles", ect.

Person 1: Dude did you get some waffles last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, best waffles I've ever had.

by anacondasupernova December 28, 2009

Waffle Time

The time period of 2 am- 3 am where it is mandatory to enjoy a waffle of any kind. No cheating. Pancakes and crepes is the pussy option

Kyle- "What time is it?"
Evan- "waffle time!"

by Fuffytheclownkiller March 22, 2015

Belgian Waffle Stack

A sex position where up to two or more girls pile up on each other. They then are each pounded in the rear one by one as the guy goes from the top to the bottom or bottom to the top

I got some quadruplet hotties over to my crib the other day and I worked the Belgian Waffle Stack on their asses. They then went home fully satisfied and swollen.

by koolaidman21 February 26, 2008

Blue Waffle

The most disgusting thing you will ever see.

Google: Blue Waffle. Click: I'm feeling Lucky. But you'll be feeling real sick after doing so...

by litttlemissssy. April 2, 2010

Dutch Waffle

When, while wearing a kilt, a white girl gives you head. Before you become sexually satisfied you stuff a cold eggo waffle down her throat wrapped around your penis and ejaculate. Then you pour in syrup in her vagina and, with the waffle now relatively warm and soggy, you have vaginal sex over and over again. Once you are done flogging her, you proceed to play the bagpipes in celebration.

William: Hey baby, I got my kilt, waffle, syrup, and bagpipe all ready. You wanna have a dutch waffle at my place tonight.

Betty: Hell yeah. I am half Dutch after all.

by Laphanda January 16, 2010