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Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 5, 2021
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Stripper

Baby girls who are hott and sexyyy! Sometimes they give you lap dances. You not allowed to touch them. Anyway, you go to the VIP lounge and you see the one who’s there has no bra! Lucky you! You touch her. You caress her. You carry her outside and to your house. You have sex there.
Hey man, I think we should go to a bar.

Yeah, a stripper one.
Good idea!

Whew! We got em! Let’s go in!

Ooh there are sexy ones and they have leather heels!
by BigBoobChick May 14, 2021
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Stripper

A farming tool used to revitalize the soil where one intends to plant seeds for harvest.
Jack hitch the stripper to the tractor so we can get plantin'!
by Blue's-Clue June 25, 2021
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Stroppogram

A stroppy note/email/message

A message to someone/organisation complaining about a subject or purchase.
Example where a substandard purchase was made and needed a complant note. "I'll send them a stroppogram to complain about the item"
by Words356 July 13, 2021
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Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*
"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"
by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021
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Stripper Betty

A girl named Betty who is a high school student by day and ends up being a stripper by night.
You got your dick sucked by a girl whose name is Stripper Betty.
by Skip6 November 5, 2021
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Strumpet

An extremely large clitoris. One that looks like a small to medium penis.
Dude I picked up this chick last night and she dropped her pants and had a strumpet. Wasn't sure if it turned me on or gay.
by I swear I'm not gay November 9, 2021
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