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Release the Hobbit

To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax
I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit
by ReindeerGames July 20, 2010
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The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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Yessa: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yessa: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cammie "Angel" Rivera: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Manual Release

A hilariously sterile, sci-fi-sounding euphemism for a handjob, often used to describe the discreet (or not-so-discreet) culmination of events in a strip club, VIP booth, massage setting, or other private sexual event specifically involving genital stimulation by means of handwork that is administered by a consenting professional.

Can be upgraded to "full manual release" to emphasize successful completion. Not to be confused with (1) car manuals; (2) hydraulic pressure valves, or; (3) actual ship operations.
Mr. Y: "He walked out of the VIP booth all red-faced and smiling. Let's just say, manual release was achieved."

Mr. X: "Bro, the girl whispered 'for another $100 I'll take care of you'--and next thing I knew, it was like Data ripping the fucking panel off the bulkhead outside of main engineering in Star Trek: First Contact. Full. Manual. Release."
by urabanodictionaro July 12, 2025
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