need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"

Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.

by Toaster Doodle January 4, 2016

A need

A must, something neccesary

An oversized hoodie with thigh highs is a need!

by Mr. Black Cat December 7, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>He/She/Unisex Does Not <Doesn't> Want, Need, Desire, To Through An Individual For SOmething....<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>He/She/Unisex Does Not <Doesn't> Want, Need, Desire, To Through An Individual For SOmething....<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>He/She/Unisex Does Not <Doesn't> Want, Need, Desire, To Through An Individual For SOmething....<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!

by HumorDeath November 19, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Needs To Hear The Word "Hellstrom".

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Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Needs To Hear The Word "Hellstrom".

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025