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Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.
Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.
by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008
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honorable mention

someone who's soo great at something that they dont get a prize they get honorable mention because theyre that amazing :)
person 1- Oh, hey did you hear on the announcements dan go honorable mention?

person 2- no way dans the man

person 1- yeah thats such a rare accomplishment!

person 2- i wish i was dan
by b'nanacoolio November 15, 2010
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Mental Orgasm

When your brain either has a "mangasm", makes the"man gravy", have the "happy sneeze" nectar in your head, get your mental "rocks off", grease the frontal orbs, feel like you are banging your brains out, eating a glazed donut, experiencing the enema, dreaming about the five finger knuckle chuckle, using your gaydar, performing the Kegel exercises with your oyster,
I had a "mental orgasm" as I exited the theatre row climbing over the top of several people.

She had that "deer in the headlights" look about her. I wonder if she was having another one of her "mental orgasms?"
by The real Sandy Beaches January 8, 2010
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mentos

a type of mint 'the freshmaker'
do you have any mentos
by swimmy November 9, 2003
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Caveman Mentality

The idea that some people, often of an older and less technological generation, has that when a piece of technology such as a computer or television is not working, that hitting it as hard as u can and bashing the side of it will some how magically fix all the problems
Father: *wack wack* stupid computer, its loading too slow

Son: dad u opened up 15 new windows, its ur own fault, chill out! You and your caveman mentality
by Splicel December 1, 2009
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mento

A shortened version of the word mental or mentally challenged. It is used as a derogatory term to state that someone is acting in a mental fashion. The root "men" deriving from the Latin meaning "to think" gives the base of the word and adding "to" that means nothing would make it" to think not at all" thus creating the word 'mento'.
person 1: Geez, do you see that person over there?
person 2: Yeah, they're sure acting like a mento.
by Seijison8 January 22, 2007
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mentholized

having had alchohol or any menthol containing substance rubbed on a man's head immediately after shaving it bald. this is typically performed by the barber.
the barber mentholized him right after the cut.
by kidmuto August 21, 2008
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