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john

A stupid asshole who ditches someone ,whom they’ve been friends with for years, for a group of friends he just met through an old friend. He’s someone who thinks he’s better than everyone and has the right to make people feel worthless. He’ll be a great friend at one point but in a blink of an eye he’ll just avoid and ignore you until he has no one else to hang out with.

Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
“Omg I’m so sorry I ditched you I was pulling a John.”
by Smartcrazylady November 22, 2023
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A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.
Don't be a john
by A John hater November 22, 2023
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John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex
Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
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John’s are typically around 5’8 with curly blonde hair, they are compulsive liars, addicted to smoking weed and vaping, they can be critical and a bit of an asshole. John juniors are especially the worst, they typically enjoy wearing crocs, enjoys looking at men over women, usually they have green and gold eyes (hazel)
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023
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John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole
You lie to much, don’t be such a John
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023
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