hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

doenst

An (intentional) misspelling of "doesn't", used to intensify your statement. Usually shows that you strongly disagree (or that you're a retard who can't spell properly).

*Guy One keys teacher's car*
Guy Two: Stop that, I know he's an asshat, but that doenst make it right!

by t.nu September 13, 2011

daily doer

Someone who has smoked weed everyday, at least once a day, for three months or more.

I smoke weed everyday, I am a daily doer.

by cardiovasculator November 15, 2011

Milk ... it does a body good!

Milk ... it does a body good! refers to the reason that some guys are cum-guzzlers.

Milk ... it does a body good! -- the reason I like to suck dick and swallow cum-loads!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

doehead

Doehead is what Sai calls his older brother Jon when he brain farts.

No, you doehead. Friday comes before Saturday, don't you remember?

by captainyee November 12, 2013

doee

The ghetto derivative of the word "though"

use: Hey, that ass is huge. Like real talk doee.

by bigbrownhouse_68 January 15, 2014

When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious

Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

by Rostra Maximus April 4, 2011