A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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Get the Tart attack mug.An autie attack is when an autistic person gets an autistic seasure and starts breaking/killing everything around him/her.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.
Oh no, -insert autistic heterosexual male here- is getting touched by a girl. I can see him charging for an autie attack.
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Get the japan attacked mug.happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'
Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight
Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}
Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack
Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}
Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack
by H. Tertavonju May 4, 2017
Get the happiness attack mug.A mythical creature that resembles a normal rabbit but then yet it attacks people with its sharp incisors. This term was first used as a warning of something very small can turn into a big threat.
by Schmuckoff June 26, 2017
Get the attack rabbit mug.when you want to hug the person so badly that u just happen to strike them down to the ground
attacking the person in a form of a hug until they fall down
attacking the person in a form of a hug until they fall down
look at them, shes giving her the hug attack bc they've been seperated for years
he hug attacked the dude with the pastel blue colored hair
he hug attacked the dude with the pastel blue colored hair
by 3inchartificialdick March 7, 2017
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