Glittered Tights

Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.

Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."

by 5'5 beast August 30, 2009

Belgian Tightrope

The act in which someone is suspended in air by multiple penis's. Specifically in the anus, mouth, and both hands, thus resulting in the form of a tightrope. This position was started in Belgium due to the low amount of bridges and women.

Bob: "Did you hear about Jack?"
Doctor: "No, but please tell."
Bob: "Well he was on the receiving end of a Belgian Tightrope."
Doctor: "Oh my! When did this happen, and why is your penis so swollen?"
Bob: "About 20 minutes ago. Question doc, if your penis takes the weight of 115 pounds while being erect and you hear a loud pop, is that bad?"

by TheUnforgiven1N June 27, 2011

Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

Whitey Tighty Butt Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your buttcheeks make direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their butt so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty butt face you!”

by Dookiepoopy December 21, 2021

Tampon Tight

Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.

I’m tampon tight!

by WT613 February 10, 2022

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome: the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome: The occasional time during TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass gets extremely. annoyingly itchy. Usually an itch that just doesn't feel right scratching on your own, so you must employ a friend to do it immediately. Or some kind of utensil.

Todd:"Hey Bob, have you ever had a case of ITBS?"

Bob: "I don't think I have Todd, only TBS, what is ITBS?"

Todd: ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass cheeks are in the position of TBS, but then get extremely itchy all of a sudden. I just can't seem to scratch it properly."

Bob:"Do you need a butt scratcher?"

by canadiangirl237 November 15, 2011

tight butthole

the name of a webster city wrestling team full of all white kids and one black kid at camp.

WC: TIGHT BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random team: Those guys are freaking awesome!!! They really tear shit up!!!

by Chrispie December 27, 2012