1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
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2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
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