Stanced Up

hyped up and/or excited or happy.

bro, i just aced my test i’m STANCED the fuck up.

homie im copping gelato for this weekends moves — i’m stanced up.

by vimus February 16, 2018

slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

full frontal stanley

Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff.

Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit!
You: I just gave you a full frontal stanely

by Will via Marcus April 29, 2004

Dirty Stache

a gross mustache typically grown but douchebag guys who think that it's nice to shut doors on and ignore girls. and who like to go to business class still drunk.

"ew look at him and his dirty stache"

by not.a.slut February 5, 2010

L'stanberg

A server of people that argue with eachother 24/7 and express their liking for CP (child porn)

person 1: Hey did you see what L'stanberg did today?
person 2: What the fuck is a L'stanberg?
person 1: CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED, DREAM STAN, POPPYTWT

by TexasTheState April 14, 2021

tampon stache

when a guy gives his girlfriend head while she's on the rag. if her flow is heavy, he should have a nice smudge of blood on his upper lip, giving the effect of a mustache.

dude, i got the most gnarly case of tampon stache last night when i was at michelle's!

by erinito June 23, 2007

stache

A ditzy, preppy, shitzel. Obsessed with lip-gloss and shiny things. Have Foul tastes in music and clothing. If I.Q. was converted to dollars, they would't even be able to buy their precious lip smackers.

Hilary Duff is a huge stache.

by saahy April 16, 2006