sleeping tranny

When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.

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'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'

' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'

by mr.burnside May 27, 2017

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Sleep God

To be very chill

Why you chilling so hard my dude, who do you think you are sleep god?

by Sleep God June 13, 2014

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sleeping leroy

When a relative's girlfriend is swaddled in your bed yet somehow you're able to penetrate her anally okay

Monica ran out of here real fast the other morning after he pulled the sleeping Leroy
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back

by 🔥FiReSpAnK🔥 May 14, 2021

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sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

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sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

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