Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

by babybird! December 17, 2008

Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.

Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

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by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 27, 2012

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011

The Budden Scale

A scale from one to ten, in which L's are the measurement

a scale measuring epic failure

Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.

His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.

by b-rock78 September 2, 2009

The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010

dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011

1-10 Female attractiveness scale)

An eons old scale the function of which is to determine the attractiveness of a female. This is a Sacred scale passed down from bro to bro that has crossed classes, borders and even languages.

Guy 1: yo man, did you see that chick at 3 o'clock, she was at least a 8 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale).

Guy 2: Whats the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)?

Guy 1: the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale) is a sacred measuring scale that has been used between bros for hundreds of years. It first originated in the year 100,000 bc.

Guy 2; shit man, are you high?

by Ice4747 September 15, 2016