Grand Rapids Steamer

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.

If that bitch doesn't shut her mouth, she's getting a Grand Rapids Steamer!

by Riggatoni January 19, 2011

Tea steamer

When you masturbate so fast and feverishly that your penis lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your cock to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and shit all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, "By george, give me some fooking tea and crumpets before I make fish and chips out of your arse!" Then you shit all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry shitty beaver! Then you use it as a dildo and stick in the british women's vagina that cooked the dinner. And she screams, "Bloody Hell you shtupid wanker" then to make a funny you say "I like your fucking couch!" and then shit on it and walk out!

Have you ever made one of those british gaurds move! yeah I sure have I did a tea steamer!

by Greg Van Gastel Stinkenstein May 13, 2006

gary, indiana steamer

-like a cleveland steamer, but with the runs
-receiving sexual gratification from a female's mamories, and attempting to leave fecal matter on rib cage. Instead, have runs.
-may or may not include rubbing it into the females torso.

I tried to leave a cleveland steamer on her, but all that came out was a gary, indiana steamer.

by Cromwell Jorguenson April 12, 2005

Stanley Steemer

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.

by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011

reverse cowgirl with a steamer

Also known as Cleveland Steamer

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Steer

Steer derogoratory term for a gay!

Check the fuckin steer out out, mincey friggin gaylord!

by Big Dan the Man November 17, 2006

steamer

A mixture of ground beef, ketchup, mustard and onions. It is usually put on a roll to form a sandwich. Another name for a sloppy-joe. Only used in the Washington County, Maryland and Berkeley County, West Virginia region.

"Do you want ketchup, mustard, or cheese on your steamer?"

by wstrnMDgrl May 18, 2009