wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

by hitler July 8, 2003

pink shirt

A shirt worn by men who are aiming to "get some" because girls think it looks good. This is because pink shirts are completely feminine, therefore, homesexual. Pink shirts are supposedly manly or so the wearers say, but this is entirely false. In fact, the chances of a young male becoming gay after wearing a pink shirt significantly raise by 37.4%.

Look at that douchebag! He's wearing three pink shirts and all of their collars are popped.

by Chase September 22, 2005

shiraz

the best of its kind

this party is the shiraz

by iguana/mecano November 1, 2006

COSTCO Shirt

A type of shirt, often with a nature pattern, that is manufactured for and sold at COSTCO. Often worn by family men without much sense of style.

Phil put on his COSTCO Shirt before going for a ride in his mini-van.

by The Remster September 6, 2005

Shirsty

Thirst caused by a recent bowel movement.

John must have been shirsty after using the bathroom, he went to the soda machine to get a drink after taking a dump.

by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

stuffed shirt

1. A pompous jerk.
2. A politician.

"That stuffed shirt thinks his by-products smell like roses when in fact they do not."

by Renee February 25, 2004

the shire

An area of Sydney where the locals seem to think it's "God's country"..

Just an isolated hole with filled with wax heads, surfy skanks, a nuclear reactor in close proximity and a bunch of know-nothing fucktards.

I would never like to buy a house in the shire, it's the shittest place in the world.

by cookieboy June 13, 2005