Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.
Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...
Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.
I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.
vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one
you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."