cold ring

a ring that’s tight.

I like cold rings.

by blondejovi August 16, 2019

Road Ring

A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.

I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.

by BanditBall July 27, 2023

Bologna Rings

The rings of sweat that form under someone's arms due to a stressful situation.

Did you see the bologna rings on that guy?

by Jacksonz04 August 4, 2012

Ring Balogna

When one fucks themselves in the butt with their own penis.

Go ring balogna yourself.

by Unfortunate situations July 11, 2019

ring of fire

A burn on the butthole caused by lighing flatulence, usually with a lighter or match.

Improperly lighting your farts can result in a ring of fire.

by Spazvicious May 26, 2019

ring rivets

A bad case of piles.

"Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!"

by mbkid23 September 13, 2008

Inter-ring

A string of broken dial tones that usually indicates that there is voicemail in your phone inbox. Please note: This is an additional service.

I heard inter-ring on my phone when I picked it up and that indicated that there was voicemail waiting for me to hear.

by MRAJU September 13, 2009