monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

Mondayie

(mon-day-yyyy)
The word you use when Monday is so bad that there are no words to describe how badly you don't want Monday to exist.

Why does today have to be so Mondayie, let's go back to Friday.

by They call me Fred June 3, 2018

MONDAY

A racial slur.

Everyone hates Monday's.

by George Wallace June 5, 2018

Monday's

Derogatory for black people

Hey John yes George do you know why they call black people Monday's know why because everybody hates Monday's

by George Wallace June 7, 2018

Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

Maday’d

The act of passing the buck onto an unrelated third party.

Jim- WTF! Why did you mess with my truck?

John- Because you screwed with my computer.

Jim- That wasn’t me, I got Maday’d .

by Jim1982 June 11, 2018

Monday

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.

-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018