7 definitions by Bloesem
by Bloesem September 4, 2018
I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.
by Bloesem May 18, 2020
by Bloesem April 16, 2018
me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...
by Bloesem May 24, 2018
person 1: Look, I have learned the alphabet!
person 2: That's great! Would you mind say it to me?
person 1: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz!
person 2: Uhmm..... you are doing well..... I think....
person 2: That's great! Would you mind say it to me?
person 1: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz!
person 2: Uhmm..... you are doing well..... I think....
by Bloesem May 24, 2018
Lemme try to come up with new letter combinations that haven't gotten a definition yet: zaqplmwsxnkocdeijbrfvhugty
by Bloesem March 27, 2021
when you are so bored that you try out all kinds of different patterns in wich you can hit the keys on your keyboard just so you can read in the definition that you're bored
I'm so bored. Lemme hit the keys on my keyboard in different patterns. Let's try ~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+|
by Bloesem May 18, 2020