Bloesem's definitions

Monday

the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell

I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.

by Bloesem May 18, 2020

Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

by Bloesem September 4, 2018

~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+|

when you are so bored that you try out all kinds of different patterns in wich you can hit the keys on your keyboard just so you can read in the definition that you're bored

I'm so bored. Lemme hit the keys on my keyboard in different patterns. Let's try ~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+|

by Bloesem May 18, 2020

Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz

The way you say the alphabet when you are too stupid to take the m and the n apart.

person 1: Look, I have learned the alphabet!
person 2: That's great! Would you mind say it to me?
person 1: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz!
person 2: Uhmm..... you are doing well..... I think....

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

zaqplmwsxnkocdeijbrfvhugty

you're just bored and try to come up with new letter combinations

Lemme try to come up with new letter combinations that haven't gotten a definition yet: zaqplmwsxnkocdeijbrfvhugty

by Bloesem March 27, 2021