meat plow

Refering to the shape of the penis, Plows through the interior of the vagina.

You cant stop the meat plow, Biiatch !!

by stizzy September 20, 2003

Meat-Spinner

The art of spinning ones weiner whilst aquiring bum sex.

Abi Hernandez: Im an expert meat-spinner!

by EvanM December 3, 2007

meat couch

hard erect penis for women to sit on.

"the meat couch is waiting for you" anna

by Vdux August 26, 2007

Meat Gazer

One who stares at a man's package.

"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."

by Retro February 17, 2003

meat snorkel

The act of blowing air up a girls vagina then breathing it back in.

Yeah I meat snorkeled Liz Shaw last night, kept me going for 10 minutes.

by m1rag3 July 18, 2010

meany head

a child's way of saying asshole

Jane aged 7: You're a meany head! I never want to talk to you again!

Jane aged 17: FUCK YOU, YOU ASSHOLE! I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR WHINEY ASS AROUND HERE AGAIN FUCKER!

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

meat whistle

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003