Badge of honor

A load of cum worn visibly - most often on the face.

Brother! Why would you suggest, that my girlfriend is cheating on me??
Kemosabe - she swung by the pizzaria yesterday, still wearing the badge of honor on her face!

by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010

hundred years war

A sexual act involving two males and one female. One male is known as England and the other as France. The woman sucks the cock of England as France gives her anal. During the act England must punch France only to be punched back. France then ejactualates and throws his semen at England

Bill was England, Ted was France and Janet was the Whore of the Canal.

by Innocent III April 21, 2005

hundred

Another form of saying goodbye. Used in the movie Boys in the Hood.

James: See you later
Tyler: Hundred

by Hundred dollar November 2, 2008

two hundred level

To remove the cover from the top of a toilet tank, defacate in the tank and replace the tank top.

Dude, that party was so lame I just had to do a two hundred level.

by lyonsbrook August 18, 2006

humor

The use of language or actions to induce laughter. Can be in many forms. slapstick wit sarcasm comedy irony as well as many others.

Also used to describe a mood.

Cindy exhibits good humor when she tells her boyfriend, "Sure, I will happily give you head."

by _name_ June 24, 2006

A hundred

Spoken with a dumb, slow voice, it's a dismissive answer to any retorical question about numbers that someone asks to make a point.

Wife: (making a point) You ate that whole bag? Do you know how many chips that is?

Husband: (slow, dumb voice) A hundred?

by Scrunt January 5, 2006

Self-deprecating humor

A type of extremely stale humor, mostly used by youtubers to deviate criticism, desperately make a joke, make up for bad quality of videos and/or appear naive to an audience.

Youtuber: hey guys sorry for the low quality of videos for the past years and the constant manipulation of my subscribers, but hey i’m dumb and i have a small penis, so what did you expect LMAO

Audience: oh that doesn’t matter, we completely forgive you, you used self-deprecating humor and clearly see your faults!

by pphard September 29, 2018