you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

hooker spit

Magical liquids from the bottom of hooker boots

You have a lot of hooker spit in your throat.

by Alex_F September 23, 2008

hooker

a girl that has sex for money; this girl is cool to know, because she realizes that women are only here to please men sexually.

Never pay a hooker in advance.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Hooger

A beefy camel-toe

Hey cuddy, check out that tasty hooger!

by Centripetal Bill September 19, 2010

iPod video hooker

A stupid name from teenagers that means a whore who likes to download videos for nothing and to show off videos after wasting money on iTunes

Person1:Hey, since Borat came out, I am gonna put it in my iPod video and watch it.
Person2:iPod video hooker!

by Killa Bone March 20, 2007

hookers

1. (plural) a group of mother monsters/the queen's monsters. (usually very naughty ones)

2. Hooker (singular) a crazy Monster

"whoa Gaga, did you see how crazy your hookers got last night?"

"I know! Their a blast!"

by gagas#1HOOKER August 22, 2011

hooker biscuit

a person too cute for their own good, yet delightfully slutty.

Jack: "Are you ready to go, hooker biscuit?"
Jill: "Who are you callin' a hooker?!"
Jack: "God, you're adorable."

by BettyBravo April 19, 2007