cunt fish

1. To go fishing inside a cunt. The best bait to use is turgid worms of various sizes (but you personally only have one size, unless you're yet to finish puberty, then you might have different sizes at different times, but only one size at one time).

2. A fish that lives in a cunt. These are mostly seen in women of the Amazon basin, and are similar to piranhas, but they don't eat the person whose cunt they reside in. Their food of choice is turgid worms. Men of the Amazon basin have the highest incidence of stump cock in the world.

1. Person A: Dude, you wanna go and paint my house for me?
Person B: No thanks, dude, I choose to go and cunt fish.

2. Sir David Attenborough: The cunt fish is native to women of the Amazon basin, noted for its sharp teeth, scaly appearance, and French accent.

by Wonaldo April 18, 2008

Fish Purse

Vagina

You can put your roll of quarters in my fish purse

by Spgn May 20, 2011

That Old Fish Smell

The pungent aroma of engorged pussy.

As soon as I went down on her, there was that lovely Old Fish Smell.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

fish flaps

This is to describe the female labia area which is stinking of fish.
The flaps hang quite low and are smelly.

That girl has fish flaps! I can smell them from here!

Jim: I went with this girl the other night and she has fish flaps!
Cuthbert: Thats disgusting! I hope u didnt muff her?!

by Gayley August 19, 2006

fish hook

After sliding your finger into the cathedral you then curl your finger and pull back.

Dude I jumped inside Sally's cathedral last night and totally fish hooked her. She then left me to fuck an alcoholic.

by matty D January 2, 2005

fish milkshake

A word that describes the manner in which someone reacts.
Similar usage to "frog in a sock"

She doesn't look flash but I bet she goes off like a fish milkshake

by Japanese Maths September 9, 2006

chav fish

A chav fish is a chav that is also a fish, or vice versa. The difficulty of putting a hoodie on and drinking and smoking when you have flippers and live underwater is pointed out to them, but they don't understand; they only have a three second memory and are really stupid, because they are chavs.
The average IQ of a chav is lower than that of a fish.

"Hey chav fish, how are you?"
"Glug glug weed glug glug off you glug glug burbury glug."

by VoeJoe January 30, 2009