When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
Get the The Final Shaft mug.Me: Why won't Google work?
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
by Orcris September 29, 2011
Get the Sopranos Finale mug.Related Words
First used by the YouTube Channel GoodBadFlicks in his video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?", The Final Scare is when a movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise
"Of the eight horror films Blumhouse released theatrically in 2015, five of them (Unfriended, Insidious Chapter 3, The Gallows, Sinister II and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension 3D) ended with The Final Scare"
by Clamanath June 29, 2016
Get the The Final Scare mug.by lerwahaha July 30, 2018
Get the big finale mug.A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.
Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019
Get the Brown Finale mug.This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.
by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020
Get the The final Stand mug.A previosly deceased alive person. The guy who changed his name to sound cooler. He is a doctor, but not of medicine. He has no boundaries and makes a great teacher.
by slavoj slav November 24, 2021
Get the ROCK FINALE mug.