A person who uses Facebook to make political comments and advocate a particular point of view. Said person is inclined to get involved in debates with other Facebook users by exchanging comments on a post.
Girl 1: What does John talk about on Facebook?
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.
by JPJP January 24, 2010
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Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"
Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."
Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."
Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?
Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"
Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."
Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."
Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?
Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"
by RiotROy! April 8, 2010
Get the Face-Creep mug.(noun) - A medical condition caused by making out with a guy who has a lot of stubble. Characterized by redness, itchiness, flaky skin, and/or a general feeling of burning on the facial area, especially near the mouth.
by borninmay April 9, 2010
Get the faceburn mug.The phenomenon where a Facebook user temporarily loses control of his or her brain function as a result of (or leading to) an endless loop of reading status updates and trolling through profile pages. Often occurs as a result of procrastination or boredom.
Oh, no! What time is it? I must have been in a Facebook Coma. The last thing I remember was signing on...
by brifrye June 3, 2010
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1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook
(verb)
2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook
(verb)
2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"
Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah
Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah
Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011
Get the facebarf mug.The telling of a story or a lie using some truths to make it fact-ish.
Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.
Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.
Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.
Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.
Dude! that story you told last night about that time we went to the river was total B.S.
Nah... some of it happened.
Ahhh....it was factish...;-)
Nah... some of it happened.
Ahhh....it was factish...;-)
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