Definitions by jimb0ne

face custard 

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.

face custard by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

face spackle 

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

face spackle by jimb0ne January 18, 2012