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Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."
Crankin' Butts by PMD December 10, 2008
To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.
Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?

Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.

Harry: Nice.
Crank by cranker123456789 July 3, 2014
1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.

2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.
My bud, you married a cranker.
Cranker by His Bud April 16, 2006
The act of vigorous masturbation whilst crying over an ex partner. (Cry-Wank)
I was so upset over Julie, I just put on my Enrique Eglasias CD and had a crank.
Crank by Lenny734 April 3, 2009

Cranking 90s 

When a song from the 90s comes on the radio and you crank up the volume Knob.
Cranking 90s? What the Fuck do these kids know about the 90s?
Cranking 90s by sadmath December 6, 2019

crank that 

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's back who is passed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. When the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.
Hey man, lets superman that ho (crank that)!
crank that by Kyle Ross November 11, 2007