August 3rd

People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.

Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.

by redbulldaddy January 11, 2022

August 31, 2009

Best date in the history of dates

Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009

by Banana__Breaddd April 14, 2022

August 16

If you are born on this day no one can fuck with you cause you are the hottest best mf on this planet

Oh your born on august 16 no wonder your so hot

by Jit_is_trippen June 7, 2022

august 13th

Long ago a stupid a bitch name An..... was born on this day some say she still wonders around this world and I can confirm that because I am her and that is the day I was born

AuGuSt 13Th boi’s LETS GOOOOOO 🧢🗿🤕👹

Friend1: aye you know dat bitch we hangout with named An...
Friend2: yeah I know dat bitch y you ask

Friend1: it’s her birthday on August 13th so like tomorrow

Friend2: fuckin legendary I’ll get her an apple for her birthday

Friend1: noice

by August 13th July 23, 2019

August 16th

National pussy lip sucking day. Go suck some pussy lips! People born on this day have an automatic pass to suck pussy lips.

Greg- “what day is it?”
Wade- “it’s August 16th”

Greg- “damn bet boutta smack down some pussy lips”

by Willis dick fit in your mouth October 16, 2019

August 11

If you were born on this day, you’re probably depressed as f*** and gay or/and are a e-girl

Sorry I don’t make the rules

Hey I’m sad

Were you on born in August 11?

by Enter your pseudonym name bish October 27, 2019

august 18

national gay day!! everyone has to be gay on this day, August 18th. for a whole day

person one: what you doing today??
person two: hanging out with my gf why??
person one: what!! you can’t. today’s august 18 !! National gay day!! you can’t be with your gf you haveta have a bf!!

( same goes for girls “

by mateotcl November 19, 2019