fartilize

A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.

Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.

by QuacksO April 18, 2021

farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

fartation

the authority behind the measurement behind a fart

The fartation of ur fart is strong in sent but not strong in sound... I can hear that shit from 238752983659256298562152799562756252352905732080728 miles away...

by FARTMAN900 April 26, 2021

Farts OwO

Use this word randomly. At random times. It's the most funniest thing to say. Esepcially in Max's 76th discord server.

Bro look at this guy, he is so ugly. Farts OwO

by POV: i seksd ur mom May 10, 2021

Fartle

A fart that is loud enough to startle you enough that you wake from sleeping.

Commonly dogs and humans are the perpetrators.

I was sound asleep until I fartled.

Did you just fartle?

The dog has confused himself with that fartle.

by 22:22 May 13, 2021

FartyOddParents

A fartyoddparents is the act of sticking gold glitter in the anus followed by a few pumps from a bike bump while clenching the cheeks, lighting two candles, making a wish, and blowing them out with the shiny assconction.

"Damnit Babra we need a miracle to pay the rent, spread your cheeks and give me a fartyoddparents would ya?"

by Dracula's dermatologist May 20, 2021

fartough

A double whammy … when someone farts and coughs at the same time !!

A fart-ough (off) - when your butt and your mouth compete for attention

He was dead asleep but rudely awakened by a loud obnoxious FARTOUGH !

by Pinto girl May 28, 2021