A fartyoddparents is the act of sticking gold glitter in the anus followed by a few pumps from a bike bump while clenching the cheeks, lighting two candles, making a wish, and blowing them out with the shiny assconction.
"Damnit Babra we need a miracle to pay the rent, spread your cheeks and give me a fartyoddparents would ya?"
by Dracula's dermatologist May 20, 2021
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